So I FINALLY finished Azzazzin's kreed ONE. And wow the ending was CRAP. How the fuck do you end a game like that?! Nothing happened. The gameplay was pretty repetitive to be honest. But it was an interesting concept to finally have real assassin-feel game. The plot was mildly interesting. Overall, I guess it was worth playing because then I can finally say I've played a well-known game instead of just knowing stuff about it... like most games... *cough*
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Touhou 13. 13 games already, but I think Final fantasy still beats Touhou with the most games in its series.
Okay so... the game was released this last week Saturday and the non-Japanese Touhou community went batshit on trying to get it. Now we just wait for someone to make mods to change the game's dialogue from Moonspeak to English. ZUN was actually serious when he said he was making TH13 easier. WOW. A GAME WHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY WIN?!

With the addition of Youmu as a playable character, I was pretty damn happy. She's kind of tough to use. She's harder than Sanae but almost as hard as Marisa. Imo. Has no focus, but SLASHES THINGS. FUCKING COOL MAN. Same goes with her bomb.

*SPOILERS if you really care*


Stage 1- Yuyuko Saigyouji
LOL. Once a final stage boss from PCB and now a stage ONE boss. Yuyuko is still awesome.

Stage 2- Kyouko Kasodani
Are those... dog ears? The color scheme ZUN chose for this one doesn't seem to work very well. BORING CHARACTER. Her power is mildly cool. Controlling soundwaves and crap.

Stage 3- Kogasa Tatara; Yoshika Miyako
Nice to see out screamer friend Kogasa again. Miyako's fucking knife-things... FFFFF. Good solid character based off of Asian myths. Theme song was pretty cool.

Stage 4- Seiga Kaku
She's purrrdayyy. She has a beautiful character design. Good job ZUN.

Stage 5- Soga no Tojiko; Mononobe no Futo
WTF HATS ALL AROUND. This is the worst I've seen from ZUN with hats. Tojiko has ghost legs. They look kind of creepy. :l Futo is on a motherfucking boat.
Tojiko: I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

Stage 6- Toyosatomimi no Miko
Long-ass name. Just call her Miko or DJ Youkai. Finally a final boss that's flat chested, but pretty good design. It's just the hair that's annoying to look at. SHE HAS HEADPHONES AND A FRIGGIN COOL STAGE THEME. It doesn't even sound like Touhou music anymore, BUT I DON'T CARE. I got to her the final stage and it was like so INTENSE because of the music. But gosh, she has a lot of health... and summoning futo and tojiko. Friggin geeyyy.

Ex stage- Nue Houjuu; Mamizou Futatsuiwa
YAY NUe is ba- huh what kind of fucking ex-boss is that. Wtf man... A raccoon-human (Tanuki) with a leaf on its head with glasses and with derp. Very disappoint ex-boss. imo. Great boss theme though.

Overall, it was an okay game. The characters were meh. THe music was okay. Not the best, but I'm still going to play it like crazy since it has Youmu.
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I'm 18 nao. I can legally buy all the pr0nz I want. This is so great. And now I get to go to school tomorrow....





tl;dr Assassin's creed had a crappy ending. Touhou 13 was ehh. I'm 18 now and can buy porn.